Is it sad that I really want to write a Almost Human fic just to use the title “Spoiler Alert (The Robot Falls in Love)”? Wait, don’t answer that, I am 100% confident that it is really really sad. But come on! It’s like practically canon. Dorian has offered to put his finger places! That’s like at LEAST the fourth date.
Anonymous asked: You are such an amazing person and mom. You honestly have made an impact in my life that you probably aren't even aware of. I am so glad meeting people on the internet doesn't lead to human sacrifice (most of the time) and if a ramble any more it will only be more obvious who this is...
Aww, thank you very much. <3 <3 <3
But about that human sacrifice bit… usually it takes knowing someone at LEAST five years before I do that.
Mom starting fight with brother on phone. Awkward.
Look how interesting and important my phone is.
Is it just me or does the dude playing Captain Von Trapp in NBC’s live Sound of Music look like Jonathan Toews?
He is Bill from True Blood and the actor annoys me to no freaking end but I SUPPORT THIS AU LIKE SO MUCH I HAVE NO WORDS.
… I fail at Tumbls. I’ve only been on here for like… two years. Lord.
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever had sex with
imagine being stuck in a room surrounded by everyone you’ve ever thought about having sex with
Break out the dice and DMG were gonna play D&D…
This is called “bed time”. Well, it isn’t like we lock the door, but you know. Everyone I’ve ever had sex with in one bed. Every night forever. How awkward?