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I get a nudityandnerdery AND a darkravn at my house tomorrow!

(this also brings the count to 3 adults and 2 kids. OMG MORE ADULTS THAN KIDS. Well. Sort of. I mean, collectively we’re like 15. But whatever.) 

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'Hawk-ward

  • Me: Oh the Blackhawks! Yeah, I was totally bummed they got rid of Bollig this summer, but he'll be good for Calgary.
  • Family Member: I thought you rooted for the Coyotes... and the Caps a few years back. How do you know stuff about the 'Hawks?
  • Me: (does not say) I want Nineteen and Eighty Eight to get it on like Donkey Kong.
  • Me: (does say) I got bored during the pregnancy and (read a lot of fic) watched a lot of Sports Center.
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bisexualdemondean:

I like my women how I like my men. 

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That’s it.

That’s the joke. 

I am bisexual.

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"There is no sunrise so beautiful that it is worth waking me up to see it."

— Mindy Kaling, Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (via wordsnquotes)

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taylorswift:

youfitmypoems-likeaperfectrhyme:

I get the one about you being a vampire but Swift, what are you doing here???

I am trapped inside an invisible box, obv.

"The roof may not be my son— but I will raise it." 

taylorswift:

youfitmypoems-likeaperfectrhyme:

I get the one about you being a vampire but Swift, what are you doing here???

I am trapped inside an invisible box, obv.

"The roof may not be my son— but I will raise it." 

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frauleinninja:

Current mood

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Like, just so we’re clear, a lot of times if I’m posting really positive happy things, this is my thought process irl

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"One day, he’s going to know. He’ll know your birthday, your middle name, where you were born, your star sign, and your parents names. He’ll know how old you were when you learned to ride a bike, how your grandparents passed away, how many pets you had, and how much you hated going to school. He’ll know your eye colour, your scars, your freckles, your laugh lines and your birth marks. He’ll know your favourite book, movie, candy, food, pair of shoes, colour, and song. He’s going to know why you’re awake at 5am most nights, where you were when you realised you’d lost a good friend, why you picked up the razor and how you managed to put it down before things went too far. He’s going to know your phobias, your dreams, your fears, your wishes, and your worries. He’s going to know about your first heartbreak, your dream wedding, and your problems with your parents. He’ll know your strengths, weaknesses, laziness, energy, and your mixed emotions. He’s going to know about your love for mayonnaise, your dream of being famous when you were five, your need to quote any film you know all the way through, and your fear of growing older. He’ll know your bad habits, your mannerisms, your stroppy pout, your facial expressions, and your laugh like it’s his favourite song. The way you chew, drink, walk, sleep, fidget and kiss. He’s going to know that you’ve already picked out wedding flowers, baby names, tiles for the bathroom, bridesmaid dresses, and the colour of your bedroom walls. He’s going to know, get annoyed at and then accept that you leave clothes everywhere, take twenty minutes to order a Starbucks, have to organise your DVD’s alphabetically, and check your horoscope… just incase. He’ll know your McDonald’s order, how many sugars to put in your tea, how many scoops of ice cream you want, and that you need your sandwiches cut into triangles. He’s going to know how you feel without you telling him, that you need a wee from a look on your face, and that you’re crying without shedding tears. He’s going to know all of it. Everything. You, from top to bottom and inside out. From learning, from sharing, from listening, from watching. He’s going to know every single thing there is to know, and you know what else? He is still going to love you."

— Anson (via theperkofbeinginfinite)

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blairwitchdorf:

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blairwitchdorf:

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Shabbos with Savta

Shabbos with Savta

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latenightseth:

“If you love holidays, Judaism is where it’s at.”
Shana tovah!

latenightseth:

“If you love holidays, Judaism is where it’s at.”

Shana tovah!

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niagarafallsprincess:

maddigonzalez:

 Am Not Sad, I Am Not Sick is now available as a PDF for digital download.

"I Am Not Sad, I Am Not Sick: An Autobio Zine" debuted at Twin Cities Zinefest 2013. It is a 15-page black-and-white zine based on mental and emotional struggles of the author.

Here it is on tumblr. It’s $3 (or pay-what-you-want on Gumroad!). I’ve cleaned it up quite a bit and added grey tones to give the drawings a bit more depth. It’s a very personal piece and I hope you’ll consider picking it up.

This zine does include references to self-harm and suicidal ideation.

Gumroad

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Thanks for supporting me!

some people need to understand this shit

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"Does that suck? Yes. Everything sucks."

Seth Meyers, talking about US retaliation against ISIS and other terrorist groups in the Middle East (via meredithdraper)

Watch Seth answer all of your burning questions about ISIS, Syria, and more here!

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edwardspoonhands:

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

We drove a Town and Country during the 2008 Tour de Nerdfighting and it was, up to that point, the best car I had ever driven. I still think about how great it was sometimes.
So much storage!

edwardspoonhands:

snorlaxatives:

this is my new favorite twitter account

We drove a Town and Country during the 2008 Tour de Nerdfighting and it was, up to that point, the best car I had ever driven. I still think about how great it was sometimes.

So much storage!